SECOND HAND SMOKE
1. WELL I WENT TO MY JOB THE OTHER DAY.
FOREMAN SAID YOUR DRUG TEST CAME BACK POSITIVE,
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ?
I SWEAR ON MY FAMILY, I NEED THIS JOB, THIS AIN'T NO JOKE !
MUST OF BEEN THAT SECOND HAND SMOKE, OH YEAH !
2. I HAD DINNER WITH MY PARENTS, JUST LAST WEEK
MY DAD SAID SON OF MINE, BOY HOW MUCH CAN YOU EAT?
SAID DAD I LOVE YOU SO, AND THIS AIN'T NO JOKE,
HAD TO BE THAT SECOND HAND SMOKE, OH YEAH !
CH. SECOND HAND SMOKE, I DIDN'T EVEN TAKE A TOKE
SECOND HAND SMOKE
THE WHOLE WORLDS FIGHTIN BOUT THAT SECOND HAND SMOKE
OH YEAH !
4. I WENT TO CHURCH LAST SUNDAY
PRIEST SAID, YOU BETTER GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY
I SAID FATHER I SWEAR ON A STACK OF BIBLES, THIS AIN'T NO JOKE !
THE LORD KNOWS IT WAS THAT SECOND HAND SMOKE ! OH YEAH !
CH. SECOND HAND SMOKE, I DO CONFESS , I WAS TEMPTED TO TAKE A TOKE
SECOND HAND SMOKE
THE WHOLE CONGREGATIONS FIGHTIN 'BOUT THAT SECOND HAND SMOKE
OH YEAH !
4. A COP PULLED ME OVER THE OTHER DAY,
HE SAID, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY DRIVE QUITE THAT WAY.
I SAID, OFFICER I SWEAR ON MY LICENSE, THIS AIN'T NO JOKE
IT WAS THE GUY I JUST LET OFF
IT WAS THAT SECOND HAND SMOKE, OH YEAH !
5. MAN STOPPED BY THE OTHER DAY
SAID I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY PLAY A GUITAR IN SUCH A STRANGE WAY
I SAID MY FRIEND, I'LL TELL YA HOW IT IS, AND THIS AIN'T NO JOKE !
EVER SINCE MY RUN IN WITH THAT SECOND HAND SMOKE, OH YEAH !
6. NOW, BILL CLINTON TOLD US IN COLLEGE HE DIDN'T INHALE,
SOUNDS MORE LIKE A LINE FROM DAN QUALYE.
Bill'D A BEEN BETTER OFF SAYIN THAT THE DORMS WERE SMALL !
IT WAS SECOND HAND SMOKE, FROM DOWN THE HALL !
OH YEAH !
CH. SECOND HAND SMOKE, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,
DIDN'T EVEN TAKE A TOKE ! SECOND HAND SMOKE,
IT MADE HILLARY CHOKE !!
THAT SECOND HAND SMOKE ! OH YEAH ! !
Paul Mollica © 1995 |
